Do you never want to be criticized? Hate failing? Sick of getting hurt? Well I have THE solution for you! Never take risks! Never taking risks is guaranteed to keep you safe and cozy right where you are. Trying new things is for suckers who are just asking to be ridiculed. Never taking risks couldn’t be easier: just never create or try anything new and settle down into the safest comfiest spot you can. It’s that easy! Just remember, that future project will never fail, if you just don’t start!